The key moment where you cast aside the chains of childhood and become a real adult is when you accept the fact that many celebrities have made up names that they invented to seem cooler for casting agents. It is a dark realisation, but one that everyone has to accept.
Yo, am I the only one who thought Jamie Foxx real name was Jamie Foxx? ???? pic.twitter.com/csbsbH6n2f
— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) May 31, 2017
just found out jamie foxx’s real name is eric & now I feel like my whole life is a lie
— Adrian? (@AdrianD__) May 30, 2017
Just found out Jamie foxx isn’t his real name…. mind blown
— Roc ?? Wayne (@Dadud3) May 30, 2017
I just rewatched Django and got all triggered when “Jamie Foxx” popped up on the screen. Like no. His name is Eric now.
— lil honey dip (@taivin__) May 30, 2017
When you find out that Jamie Foxx name is not really Jamie Foxx, it’s Eric Marlon Bishop. pic.twitter.com/1yVdPDzWrF
— ????????? (@keepit250) May 29, 2017
I feel stupid for thinking Jamie Foxx real name is Jamie Foxx…this nigga name is Eric. I feel played.
— Mal-D (@IamMalD) May 29, 2017
I used to do stand-up in a club in LA and I went up and I had a great set and when I had a great set I couldn’t get back up for six weeks because comedians ran the list.So I go to another place … and I noticed that like 1000 guys show up and only three girls, but the three girls would always get a spot. So I went to the list and wrote down a unisex name … Jamie Foxx. And I’m the first guy called. He’d go, ‘Jamie Foxx, is she here?’ I said, ‘No brother, that’s me’.
Y’all tripping because Jamie Foxx ain’t his real name? I must be getting too old for twitter pic.twitter.com/BV0sdp59iP